#2 2009-07-28 21:02:24

BRAVO , BRAVO, THE ONLY THING WILL COME BETWEEN BRUCIE AND FAT BASTARD SLAGER IS BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE, MAYBE BRUCIE WILL BE OVER TO HIS OFFICE TO NITE WITH FREE BAGELS AROUND MIDNITE.  IF HE CAN STAND SMELLY SLAGER.

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#3 2009-07-28 21:08:44

LETS ALL EMAIL SLAGER  AND TELL HIM ABOUT FREE BAGELS THUS AT 6 30,   ANY BODY NO THE FAT BADTARDS    E MAIL  POST IT HERE

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#4 2009-07-28 21:16:05

Awesome

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#5 2009-07-28 21:17:12

That was great. It made me laugh out loud.

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#6 2009-07-28 21:19:37

I love these. I thought we might see Bobo interviewing himself in a mirror. I have a t-shirt idea "Power Elite Bastard".

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#7 2009-07-28 21:21:29

Great!!!great!!!

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#8 2009-07-29 06:34:08

Nutrition Facts for one bagel with cream cheese

Serving Size 1 serving (163.0 g)
Amount Per Serving
Calories 436Calories from Fat 72
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 8.0g12%
Saturated Fat 4.0g20%
Cholesterol 27mg9%
Sodium 634mg26%
Total Carbohydrates 66.0g22%
Dietary Fiber 4.0g16%
Sugars 5.0g
Protein 14.0g
Vitamin A 17%        Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 3%        Iron 27%
* Based on a 2000 calorie diet

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#9 2009-07-29 06:41:04

BRAVO BRAVO. NO WONDER WHY SLAGER IS A FAT LARD ASS

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#10 2009-07-29 06:55:32

AND   FATTIE HAS  A  GROWTH ON HIS NOSE ,PROBALY THAT CREME CHEESE LEAKING OUT , WILL HAVE TO GET A RAT TO  CHEW IT OFF,   FATTIE SLAGER.

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#11 2009-07-29 08:22:22

This was great, had a good laugh!!

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#12 2009-07-29 09:08:00

All you need to do is add 150 lbs and a bald spot to Bobo!  Too funny.

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#13 2009-07-29 10:49:44

Update: In response to allegations that Bobo has a tendency to quote himself in his everchanging stories. Bobo told Bobo that "As I've told you before, Bobo, this is a plot by the power elite bastards to stifle the wisdom Bobo can bestow on the ignorant masses." This reporter, for one, feels Bobo is sincere in his efforts to enlighten the world. Bobo reporting from Wareham. Bobo...

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#14 2009-07-29 13:15:52

Savage Joes a Dbag wrote:

I love these. I thought we might see Bobo interviewing himself in a mirror. I have a t-shirt idea "Power Elite Bastard".

can we put a target around his fat belly button.  we could use globs of cream cheese on a spoon to sling it and see who gets closest.

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#15 2009-07-29 13:19:04

ihateliz wrote:

AND   FATTIE HAS  A  GROWTH ON HIS NOSE ,PROBALY THAT CREME CHEESE LEAKING OUT , WILL HAVE TO GET A RAT TO  CHEW IT OFF,   FATTIE SLAGER.

Gee, Brucie said we have two "rats" we need to get rid of in Wareham. I bet Mark Gifford or the Pollution Control guy could devise some kind of tool that would CHEW IT OFF.  Whoops--chewed more than we intended to.....good-bye slager.

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#16 2009-07-29 13:21:32

I would love to have a power elite bastard tshirt. OMG, they would be a hit.

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#17 2009-07-29 16:18:33

This episode dedicated to:

http://trueyankeeblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/authentic-new-york-bagel.gif

THE BAGEL - The Greatest Grain Based Treat of All Time.  I just want to say that as much as we joke about bagels around here, we only do it because it pisses Bobo off, and not because there's anything wrong with bagels.  Bagels are truly the most delicious of all bread products.  Go to Dunkin Donuts, get yourself an Everything with chives, and enjoy the deliciousness!

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#18 2009-07-29 16:23:41

NOTE TO SELF: Make Sweet Brucey videos shorter and add more bagel jokes.  That is apparently the formula for a blockbuster success.

I'd been thinking of Sweet Brucey shirts that somehow include "Do you know who I am?" but it sounds like "Power Elite Bastard" might be a runaway success too.

Last edited by Hamatron5000 (2009-07-29 16:24:00)

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#19 2009-07-29 18:03:04

I know you are a hit at work Ham. We all want to be power elitist bastards...

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#20 2009-07-30 12:35:57

Just on the off chance that this might work:

Attention!  There has been a misprint in local papers.  Tonight's meeting is not a community meeting.  No, instead, at 6:30 p.m. at the Middle School tonight, a group called "Employment Now!" will be meeting in the auditorium.  This group believes that the more people they can help find employment, the better off the world will be.  Anyone who has employment can talk about how their employment enrichs their lives. 

Anyone who is not gainfully employed (that includes people who only have odd profitless hobbies) must sign a pledge that they will seek out gainful employment and will make all efforts necessary to find employment within one month.

Other topics for tonight's discussion include "Writing Apology Letters to former Democratic Presidential Candidates for Screwing up Jobs they Helped You Get" and "You Can Help the Government A Lot More By Getting a Damn Job Stocking Cream Corn at Stop and Shop to Pay Your Tax Bills Than By Running for Public Office and Acting Like You're the Boss of Everyone."

If you are certain that God himself is calling on you to make it your mission in life to screw Wareham up instead of doing what normal people do and work for a living, then please drive around until you find a store participating in the All You Can Eat Bagel Fiesta Promotion and enjoy some yummy bagels.

There.  I can think of a long list of people in positions of public trust that would have no interest in such a discussion.

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#21 2009-07-30 17:34:32

BRUCE THIS MEETING IS FOR TAXPAYERS ONLY, YOU CAN STAY HOME THIS DOESNT CONCERN YOU

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#22 2009-07-31 00:50:09

Bobo, don't you wish you had gone to the All You Can Eat Bagel Fiesta tonight instead?

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#23 2009-11-25 19:40:02

See?  Right here, "All You Can Eat Bagel Fiesta," one of the most popular episodes of the Sweet Brucey series.

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