#1 2010-08-13 17:20:25

Ham of Peace here.

Oh my God Oh my God, sit down for this one folks.  Limber up, get ready for some side splitting laughter before you read on.

Ham of Peace, an aficionado of listening to police scanners (Get one yourself at Best Buy today and let the fun commence) heard over the scanner that there was yet another incident on the road last night with noneother than Ex-Selectman and Current Wareham Ragserver Columnist Sweet Brucey.

What I heard was that a driver reported an allegation of road rage on the part of His Royal Bruceyness to the police (How many is that now, Sweet Brucey?)

Wait wait, haven't gotten to the best part yet:

The coppers looked into it, found there was a problem with Sweet Brucey's registration (how many times for that too Sweet Brucey?) , and towed his car away!

This has been the Ham of Peace with hot breaking news.  Will update if I hear more or when I'm able to get up off the floor when my laughter fits subside, whichever comes first.

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#2 2010-08-13 17:30:38

Oh My God, today is like Christmas.  Christmas in August!  Christmas came early this year! 

And Bobo starts to wet his pants and spins away for his boss in 3...2...1....

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#4 2010-08-13 18:04:43

Oh Ham, you sly devil, you...

Using old technology to get the real deal. How droll!

next thing you know, you'll graduate to iPods and all that stuff. Wow! Who knows how much info you can glean?

Better warn the misdirected was a notagroup, but is nowagroup crew. Ham is the technophile to revile.

No doubt that sweet Brucie understands. Tell me again why ANYONE voted for this miscreant?

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#5 2010-08-13 18:05:20

Bobo could turn this into one of his dream columns..Brucey is arrested and Slager makes a conjugal visit!!!

Like the Chairwoman now says, fine work by our outstanding Police Force....

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#6 2010-08-13 18:09:06

Hmmm, I guess that the Chief ain't doin' anybody any favors, he may have just landed himself of the rag shit list!

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#7 2010-08-13 18:12:00

Oh I can't wait for Weiner Boy's spin...."Another dark road in Wareham!!!"

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#8 2010-08-13 18:12:48

Jeezus Bobo, this is the kind of columnist you have working for you over at Ragserver Multi-Mega Media?

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#9 2010-08-13 18:14:20

"Hello I'm Sweet Brucey, please read my new column -Driving Tips and Financial Advice by Sweet Brucey."

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#10 2010-08-13 18:34:02

HE WRITES FOR BOBO , 2 ASS HOLES , AND I HEARD HE WANTED TO RUN FOR SELECTMAN , BOY IS HE AN ASS HOLE  THIS MAN  NEEDS ANGER MANGEMENTAND FAST, AND HE IS A MEMBER OF MOVE WAREHAM DOWN THE TOILET, WHAT A GROUP OF MALCONTENTS.

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#12 2010-08-13 18:53:47

i wonder if bruce flunked his his lawyer test for the bar like his pal curley for the 2nd time, or he and slager broke up , or slager did not pay him for his last artical like he never payed fat liz , , well we will never no his real reason for road rage , or maybe he has been told pay your taxes  or go to jail.

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#13 2010-08-13 19:44:12

Ham of Peace here.  Having a break from the belly laughs to provide some Hamnalysis.

Peace Bloggers, gather round, gather round.  Let the Ham of Peace explain why this is such a momentous occasion.

What has been the line of bullshit that Bobo and Brucey have been trying to spoonfeed us all this time? - That Sweet Brucey was just poor persecuted Brucey, Brucey can do no wrong, it's just the evil Chief Joyce out to get him.

Well, the force is now run by a chief picked by Sweet Brucey, and now Brucey is still having problems.

Maybe it's time for Brucey to just admit he has problems and stop blaming the cops for his d-baggery?

Just a thought.

OK...laughter fits resuming...BAHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HAH AH HA HA!!!

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#14 2010-08-13 20:18:09

Try not to laugh if you see Sweet Brucey on his new ride:

http://bigwheeltrike.com/images/bigwheel_pink.png

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#15 2010-08-13 20:23:19

Perhaps Sweet Brucie is a candidate for the tag & release program.

then, he can be tracked by GPS.

Did he ask the key question to the cops? "Do you know who I WAS??????"

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#16 2010-08-13 23:25:49

Ham of Peace here.

Read Weiner Boy's spin and it sounds like bullshit to me.

I love this little Bobo BS at the end:

Spongerob Shortpants wrote:

Walcek told the Observer he could not comment on the incident publicly until he speaks with the department’s public information officer.

    “There is a protocol that has to be followed,” he said.

    Walcek did not dispute Sauvageau’s version of what occurred.

Of course he didn't dispute Sweet Brucey's version ya d-bag, he just told you he couldn't say anything until he spoke to the public information officer!!!

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#18 2010-08-14 00:15:13

HEY BOBO HE ALSO DIDNT COMMENT THAT YOUR AN ASSHOLE, SO I GUESS THAT IS TRUE

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#19 2010-08-14 07:03:12

So this clown was driving around town with an unregistered car?  No respect for the law and not surprising that someone like that is a columnist for Ragserver Multi-Mega Media.

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#20 2010-08-14 08:02:00

This clown can't even obey simple traffic laws like register your car or don't drive it if it's not registered....and he wanted to be a selectman for another three years?  Thank God for the town's sake that he lost.

Brucey you can't even run your car, how can you run the town?

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#21 2010-08-14 08:03:51

I tried to dissect what the rag is. It is not a newspaper, it has no news unless stolen from another source. There are no news stories, only an encapsulation of the story and then thousands of words of editorials, even from alleged columnists.

The publication is nothing more than an editorial yellow rag that gives away more than gets paid for...it is an embarrassment, cannot be described as a newspaper, and should not publish the Town's legal notices.

You might just as well have the former Chairman, the alleged economist and the delusional troll print out a nice one piece sheet of crud and pass it out by placing it under windshields of cars at the Wal-Mart...it would get as many readers...none.

What an embarrassment the former Chairman must be to his family. Out of work for years, owing back taxes on a run down shack in Swifts Beach, relegating himself further into the sewer by actually writing his drivel in a rag run by an idiot and his idiot advisors....the family must be proud! Plus, this brilliant wanna' be lawyer doesn't even know how to register an automobile.

Maybe some one should Baker Act these people...at least get them off of the street.

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#22 2010-08-14 08:03:57

The Return of Sweet Brucey's Favorite Movie

http://filmizle.org/filmresimleri/dude-wheres-my-car-film-izle.jpg

"Dude, where's my car?  TOWED AWAY, AGAIN!!!!"

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#23 2010-08-14 08:13:07

Just goes to show you...all we heard from the BS Buddies  was "Oh poor persecuted Sweet Brucey, he can do no wrong!  It's not Sweet Brucey's fault, it's just that the cops are out to get him because of evil Chief Joyce, we gotta get rid of Joyce and then Brucey will never have another run in with the law!"

Well, we've got a force with a Chief handpicked by Sweet Brucey and now the Bruceymobile has been towed(for the...oh I've lost count now).  Time that he man up and just accept that he has driving problems.  Probably time to trade in his car for an OWL bus pass if he can't handle the responsibilities of being on the road.

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#24 2010-08-14 08:27:51

Now...how much would you pay a lawyer like this to represent you in a Court of Law?
Nothing?
Too much...

Face facts...you are NOTIFIED by the State that your license and registrations are expiring and WHEN. How much of a brilliant lawyer will you be when you can't even take care of such a simple and basic responsibility for yourself. Let's see, ignore the registration renewal, ignore the taxes owed, don't work, hope to be fed and supported by the family because you are either too stupid to care for yourself or you are a mooch.

I vote for mooch and stupid.

It's fun to read his columns though. They are so poorly written, self serving and pseudo intellectual that they are actually fun. I sent his last one on to some friends...they are still laughing.

What do you suppose his GPA was in the alleged law school he attended. If it is over 2.0, the school needs to be re-examined, checked for certification and avoided at all costs by any children you have or relatives or friends that want to practice the law.

At least the troll is smart enough to be in love with one of our contributors...obsessed with him is more to the point...he'll be stalking him soon..."Oh, Hambone...I love you. Oh...and Bruce too.."

I am waiting for the love song to be printed soon....

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#25 2010-08-14 09:38:28

danoconnell wrote:

At least the troll is smart enough to be in love with one of our contributors...obsessed with him is more to the point...he'll be stalking him soon..."Oh, Hambone...I love you. Oh...and Bruce too.."

Jeez, thanks alot Dan-O, I just barfed my breakfast.  Sorry to disappoint Weiner Boy, but I like women.  Men who act like women don't count.

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#26 2010-08-14 09:46:20

Come to think of it, when I read the DOR report, it did kind of read like the town's finances had been run for the past three years by a guy that doesn't know how to fill out a registration renewal form.

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#27 2010-08-14 11:52:48

Yeah...a guy that doesn't read interrogatories or depositions. An almost lawyer that doesn't read contracts.
He probably didn't pay attention to the instructions on his renewal form from the DMV.

Kind of like an exam I took one time. The professor passed out the blue books with an attached instructions sheet.

The instructions sheet began by stating: "Read the entire instruction sheet before beginning the exam." It then went on to list instructions for filling out the paperwork associated with the exam, etc. The last sentence said, "Do not take this exam."

I handed my blue book to the professor and left. There were three others who left with me. We all stood outside the door looking in to about 25 people working like hell on that exam.

So...good advise to the aspiring lawyer...READ....it helps you understand. No wonder he hates the Library so much.

Dumbass...

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#28 2010-08-14 13:24:02

Brucie, the lawyer wannabe, will need a job while attempting to move (you should pardon the expression) forward.

Here are two  hot jobs:

1. JetBlue is in the market for a flight attendant. No doubt Brucie's prickly personality will fit right in with the JetBlue flight attendant culture. Can't you see him, beers in hand, slidin' down that escape chute? A perfect match.

2. School bus racer. In the midwest, the hot attraction at the local fairs is racing school busses around a figure-8 track, with predictable results. Here is the article from today's Wall Street Journal. I think Brucie fits best with the team that is into "blowing smoke". One person noted that they were trying to bring this to New England fairs. Can't you just see brucie in Marshfield, Brockton, Fryeburg, the Big E, etc. Zoom-Zoom.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 … d=ITP_TEST

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#29 2010-08-14 14:08:46

I hope he takes you up on that, Nota...and I hope he REGISTERS the damn school bus...
Dumbass...

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#30 2010-08-14 15:52:29

road rage, road rage. road rage ,road rage, pay your taxes

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#31 2010-08-14 16:28:43

http://warehamobserver.com/sidepic/reporageroadrage.pnghttp://warehamobserver.com/sidepic/rage_train.jpg

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#32 2010-08-15 06:43:20

Rides that Sweet Brucey might be able to handle:

Pogo Stick:

http://www.camping-caravan-outdoors.co.uk/images/31kt-Vx3ohL.jpg

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#33 2010-08-15 06:44:13

We would have also accepted hippity hop (one of those bouncy balls with the handle) and a rickshaw pulled by Bobo.

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#34 2010-08-15 06:47:10

Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, roller skates, anything that doesn't require a registration renewal.

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#35 2010-08-15 07:33:29

Ok, I've got the perfect ride for Sweet Brucey.  It plugs into the wall so it's good for the environment, no pesky registration renewal forms to bother with, and Bobo can ride on it with his short pants and black socks and no one will even notice.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DuaqMbRgFlU/RtgZV_n4S5I/AAAAAAAAAFM/PddvwGAud40/s400/4_wheel_Scooter_For_Old_People.jpg

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#36 2010-08-16 07:07:16

Is anyone buying the 'I had a motorcycle man from vietnam' story? Seems farfetched and lame, like Sweet Brucey andWeiner Boy are spinning up a storm.

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#37 2010-08-16 07:11:05

Bobo The Weiner Boy or Bobo the  bagel boy

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#38 2010-08-16 19:18:07

Sweet Brucey could learn alot from Cicero...he always kept his chariot registered at the RDMV-Roman Dept of Motor Vehicles

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#39 2010-08-16 19:58:51

What were his chariot horses called? Something like : Prancer, Dancer, Blitz-en...something.
Unregistered vehicle number two.

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#40 2010-08-20 07:25:15

Ham of Peace here.

Here's an entry from the publicly available police log on the police department's website for April 12th.  Can't help but notice there's no mention of motorcycle riding Vietnam veterans chasing after Brucey.

10-32806 1836 MOTOR VEHICLE COMPLAINT
Location/Address: [WAE 602] BANKNORTH - MAIN ST
Unit: 2
Unit: W16
Unit: W4
Narrative:
SGT OUT WITH A ROAD RAGE INCIDENT.
PEACE RESTORED. REGISTRATION OF MA 1197ZA WAS EXPIRED.
VEHICLE TOWED FROM THE SCENE.

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#41 2010-08-20 07:36:58

Wouldn't it be interesting to hear the other side of this story?..If this motorcycle was following him, could his Sweetness have done anything to piss this guy off?..

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