#1 2008-11-25 14:34:09

SEQUEL TO PRINCE’S 1993 SONG  - RASPBERRY BERET

Cucumber Beret
The kind you find at the $ store. 
Cucumber Beret
The kind you wear to get food at the door.

Some people may say hats are just called hats,
But they are called berets if you have more than 50 cats.

Cucumber Beret
The kind you find at the dollar store.
Cucumber Beret
If there is a sale, for a dollar you get 4.

When you read the free paper?  She seems really, really mad.
You would be mad too if your house smelt really, really bad.

Cucumber Beret
The kind you find at the dollar store.
Cucumber Beret
Watch where you walk because there is cat poop on the floor.

If you ever see her chuckling & driving in her car,
You know she’ll have her hat on,
Without it she wouldn’t get too far.

Cucumber Beret
The kind you get at the dollar store.
Cucumber Beret
When she sports her hat,
All the kitties start to roar.

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#2 2008-11-25 14:56:59

"Oh, what a horrible, vile song!  I'll be stewing over this when I sit at Little Harbor for 12 hours!" - EP!

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